Yorker Liners

‎"Our picture is more talented than we are in some areas."
"Let's go to that place that I don't know the name of or where it is."
"It'll be a 20 minute walk."
"I bet you 10 million dollars that Panarat falls asleep."
"I have ABD."
‎"Your coat chooses you"
"So we were sitting in Central Park next to the republicans yelling out how I'm going to read the Communist Manifesto to our kids while Soph is breastfeeding"'
"How do you prounouce sirloin... Sir Lion?"
"I'm two talented. Two."
"Two talented, two talented, two moron."
"My life is worth 30 seconds."
"Just because he's Spanish doesn't mean you can step on him."
"You don't know what salad means to me."
"Watch out for those Asians and their frying pans."
"That car is a car. And that car is a car. And that is a James."


Brought to you mostly by the respective idiocies of Panarat Bananawthana, Gazpants Shukstar, Mmmmmm-eow, Dani, James, Soph, Kareem. Special shoutouts to people offering us weed on Times Square, Frenchmen you meet on buses, ballerinas and babyrinas, Turkish restaurants, Magnolia and awesome views from le top of ze world. 

we can count.

Em: "I woke up feeling like Ben Franklin."
Panarat: "I know a girl who woke up feeling like P. Diddy."

Fb group chat:

Jason: Doug can Elysia be my younger sis as well?

Doug: She's everyone's younger sister

Jason: Yay!

Dan: Yay

Elysia: NOT YOU DANIEL KHAW don't be so full of yourself >:)

Dan: awww you mean i can't be your younger sister?

Elysia: SURE YOU CAN BE MY YOUNGER SISTER >:D

Dan: noooooo


Ah well I guess I have a new younger sis now. So excitinggg I can't wait to bring her out shopping! :D

Real Dolphins?

On Facebook (08 January 2010; 2106).

• Yong Yeong-Wei Wee GOOD STUFF. (and poor dolphin =( )

  Yesterday at 14:05 ·
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  Elysia Lim Fei Ying WHAT THE HELL IS THAT A REAL DOLPHIN??!! x'( you just stole one of my goals in life. REALLY.

  4 hours ago · · 1 person
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  Elysia Lim Fei Ying really nice pic btw

  4 hours ago ·
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  Daniel Khaw hahaha you crack us up. obviously that can't be a real dolphin. good catch, you're sharp ;)

  4 hours ago · · 3 people
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  Winstone Seow I wonder how would it taste like if I saute it with some chive, onions with hint of basil.. hmm

  37 minutes ago ·
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  Elysia Lim Fei Ying eh? its not? but it looks so real!!! and your other pics!! def real laa in those pics >:/

  27 minutes ago · · 2 people
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  Elysia Lim Fei Ying eh. no wait. mm kay i take that back. xD
  1) real dolphins cant swim in such shallow water
  2) they would never allow guys like you kiss them >:) hehehe
  
  okay imma satisfied now :P

  24 minutes ago · · 3 people
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  Douglas Bollinger Oh Elysia, you are precious.

Just when you think things cannot get any weirder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRerwXWTRjM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-4WbjV1Jmo

Story of our lives..or not

[12/8/10 1:21:19 PM] Gaurav: f.o.l
[12/8/10 1:22:25 PM] суон-че.: you people have no lives <3
[12/8/10 1:22:36 PM] суон-че.: emaginary fuckage of nonexistent lives!

Evolution

Rumors that Dan is a shark? Dispelled.

Em *playing with Dan's key* - I'm unlocking your arm. Haha! And I'm never giving your key back, so you can't return to the safety of your room!
Dan - I can still get in. Because I'm a mon-keeeeey.

Notice.

Since I can't spam ye on facebook ->

1) We are ass-em-bling Saturday @ 8 to listen to, laugh at and mock a certain radio show. Ernest-ly laugh.

2) People (DOUG, I MEAN YOU... aright, no, I just like calling out on people) have asked when the rooming thingiewingies 4 next year begin:

 Dear Residents,

Room Selection information for the 2011-2012 academic year is now available at http://www.upenn.edu/housing. You should review the "Before You Start" section, as well as the details for the specific process to which our are applying.

For a brief overview of room selection highlights and key dates, please download a copy of our "At a Glance" brochure athttp://www.upenn.edu/housing/assets/pdf/brochures/glance.pdf 

[12:18:27 AM] Gaurav: I don't even know my presentation yet. I'm so excited to find out tomorrow!

Life Failures

Kathleen: So I was talking to a secretary...

Lyn Li: Did you say suckatree, ey?

Kathleen: Suck a tree?

*silence*

Daniel: Typing in 'Suck a Tree' in Google Images

Gay Pawn Appears.

Kathleen screams.

*silence*

Dan: "Douglas, you do realize it's spelt porn."

*silence*

USA

Kathleen: Where are you studying?
Lyn Li : Hey I'm studying in the United US!

-Walking into Fisher Fine Arts-

Dan: I have hair now.
Em: My skies, you do!
*Dan is smileyfacing*
Em: Dude. Your hair makes you look like a shark!
Dan: And this is my aquarium, cause it's Fish-eerrrr!

=

Jason is silently staring Gaz's pizza @ Hill.
Gaz: Why is there broccoli on my pizza?
Em: You lead a perverted life, my friend.

Gaz: No, but seriously, why?
Em: See the pizza? There you have it, KARMA written in invisible ink. You have baaad karma, boy. So when you die, and reincarnation has to --
Gaz: You're explaining karma and reincarnation to a Brahmin?
Em: Since 'parently you can't see karma when it's staring you from your plate. Or from Jason's eyes.
Gaz: Oh. *thoughtful look* But karma is tasty!

Sexy Math

Math 104.

Substitute prof in an exotic accent: "Hey. My name is ..."
Jason: "Shit, her accent is so sexy."

Nuff' said.

Doug: I can prove that x= 2, for any x.
Jason: Show me.
Elysia: 5 EQUALS 6, WHAT?

Outta Battery!

Location: Hill College house

Time: 8.15pm

Elysia tapping furiously on her blue Samsung mobile phone. After a few minutes, confusion sets in on her otherwise calm face.

E: "I don't understand. Why did my phone black out? *punches the buttons* Oh no, looks like it ran out of battery."

After approximately 2 minutes.

E: "Oh wait, I remember. I just switched off my phone".

:)

Jason, leaving Commons after lunch: "Dude, I feel so sleepy, it's all because of that chocolate cookie."

Elysia & Dan vs Jason & Khye Theng

Context:  Elysia and Dan are winning in a game of pool and have one striped ball remaining.

Elysia:  Wait.  Why do we only have one ball left now?  It's hard to shoot just one ball!  Jason and Khye Theng have so many balls left so it's easier!  That's not fair. *pout*