Sexy Math

Math 104.

Substitute prof in an exotic accent: "Hey. My name is ..."
Jason: "Shit, her accent is so sexy."

Nuff' said.

Doug: I can prove that x= 2, for any x.
Jason: Show me.
Elysia: 5 EQUALS 6, WHAT?

Outta Battery!

Location: Hill College house

Time: 8.15pm

Elysia tapping furiously on her blue Samsung mobile phone. After a few minutes, confusion sets in on her otherwise calm face.

E: "I don't understand. Why did my phone black out? *punches the buttons* Oh no, looks like it ran out of battery."

After approximately 2 minutes.

E: "Oh wait, I remember. I just switched off my phone".

:)

Jason, leaving Commons after lunch: "Dude, I feel so sleepy, it's all because of that chocolate cookie."

Elysia & Dan vs Jason & Khye Theng

Context:  Elysia and Dan are winning in a game of pool and have one striped ball remaining.

Elysia:  Wait.  Why do we only have one ball left now?  It's hard to shoot just one ball!  Jason and Khye Theng have so many balls left so it's easier!  That's not fair. *pout*

Elysia: The unicorn is a ZOMBIE?

Douglas: You have something up dog on your face.
Elysia: What?
Jason: Up dog. On your face.
Elysia: What's up dog?

Elysia: Ecuador is a bird?

Doug: So how is your Autism seminar going?
Jason: It's fine. [..] Asperger's syndrome [..]
Elysia: ASPARAGUS?

FIRST POSTZ

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