Just when you think things cannot get any weirder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRerwXWTRjM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-4WbjV1Jmo

Story of our lives..or not

[12/8/10 1:21:19 PM] Gaurav: f.o.l
[12/8/10 1:22:25 PM] суон-че.: you people have no lives <3
[12/8/10 1:22:36 PM] суон-че.: emaginary fuckage of nonexistent lives!

Evolution

Rumors that Dan is a shark? Dispelled.

Em *playing with Dan's key* - I'm unlocking your arm. Haha! And I'm never giving your key back, so you can't return to the safety of your room!
Dan - I can still get in. Because I'm a mon-keeeeey.

Notice.

Since I can't spam ye on facebook ->

1) We are ass-em-bling Saturday @ 8 to listen to, laugh at and mock a certain radio show. Ernest-ly laugh.

2) People (DOUG, I MEAN YOU... aright, no, I just like calling out on people) have asked when the rooming thingiewingies 4 next year begin:

 Dear Residents,

Room Selection information for the 2011-2012 academic year is now available at http://www.upenn.edu/housing. You should review the "Before You Start" section, as well as the details for the specific process to which our are applying.

For a brief overview of room selection highlights and key dates, please download a copy of our "At a Glance" brochure athttp://www.upenn.edu/housing/assets/pdf/brochures/glance.pdf 

[12:18:27 AM] Gaurav: I don't even know my presentation yet. I'm so excited to find out tomorrow!

Life Failures

Kathleen: So I was talking to a secretary...

Lyn Li: Did you say suckatree, ey?

Kathleen: Suck a tree?

*silence*

Daniel: Typing in 'Suck a Tree' in Google Images

Gay Pawn Appears.

Kathleen screams.

*silence*

Dan: "Douglas, you do realize it's spelt porn."

*silence*

USA

Kathleen: Where are you studying?
Lyn Li : Hey I'm studying in the United US!

-Walking into Fisher Fine Arts-

Dan: I have hair now.
Em: My skies, you do!
*Dan is smileyfacing*
Em: Dude. Your hair makes you look like a shark!
Dan: And this is my aquarium, cause it's Fish-eerrrr!

=

Jason is silently staring Gaz's pizza @ Hill.
Gaz: Why is there broccoli on my pizza?
Em: You lead a perverted life, my friend.

Gaz: No, but seriously, why?
Em: See the pizza? There you have it, KARMA written in invisible ink. You have baaad karma, boy. So when you die, and reincarnation has to --
Gaz: You're explaining karma and reincarnation to a Brahmin?
Em: Since 'parently you can't see karma when it's staring you from your plate. Or from Jason's eyes.
Gaz: Oh. *thoughtful look* But karma is tasty!