Saturday, November 26, 2011

Yorker Liners


‎"Our picture is more talented than we are in some areas."
"Let's go to that place that I don't know the name of or where it is."
"It'll be a 20 minute walk."
"I bet you 10 million dollars that Panarat falls asleep."
"I have ABD."
‎"Your coat chooses you"
"So we were sitting in Central Park next to the republicans yelling out how I'm going to read the Communist Manifesto to our kids while Soph is breastfeeding"'
"How do you prounouce sirloin... Sir Lion?"
"I'm two talented. Two."
"Two talented, two talented, two moron."
"My life is worth 30 seconds."
"Just because he's Spanish doesn't mean you can step on him."
"You don't know what salad means to me."
"Watch out for those Asians and their frying pans."
"That car is a car. And that car is a car. And that is a James."


Brought to you mostly by the respective idiocies of Panarat Bananawthana, Gazpants Shukstar, Mmmmmm-eow, Dani, James, Soph, Kareem. Special shoutouts to people offering us weed on Times Square, Frenchmen you meet on buses, ballerinas and babyrinas, Turkish restaurants, Magnolia and awesome views from le top of ze world. 



Thursday, February 10, 2011

Em: "I woke up feeling like Ben Franklin."
Panarat: "I know a girl who woke up feeling like P. Diddy."

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Fb group chat:

Jason: Doug can Elysia be my younger sis as well?

Doug: She's everyone's younger sister

Jason: Yay!

Dan: Yay

Elysia: NOT YOU DANIEL KHAW don't be so full of yourself >:)

Dan: awww you mean i can't be your younger sister?

Elysia: SURE YOU CAN BE MY YOUNGER SISTER >:D

Dan: noooooo


Ah well I guess I have a new younger sis now. So excitinggg I can't wait to bring her out shopping! :D

Real Dolphins?

On Facebook (08 January 2010; 2106).







  • Yong Yeong-Wei Wee GOOD STUFF. (and poor dolphin =( )
    Yesterday at 14:05 ·
  • Elysia Lim Fei Ying WHAT THE HELL IS THAT A REAL DOLPHIN??!! x'( you just stole one of my goals in life. REALLY.
    4 hours ago · · 1 person
  • Elysia Lim Fei Ying really nice pic btw
    4 hours ago ·
  • Daniel Khaw hahaha you crack us up. obviously that can't be a real dolphin. good catch, you're sharp ;)
    4 hours ago · · 3 people
  • Winstone Seow I wonder how would it taste like if I saute it with some chive, onions with hint of basil.. hmm
    37 minutes ago ·
  • Elysia Lim Fei Ying eh? its not? but it looks so real!!! and your other pics!! def real laa in those pics >:/
    27 minutes ago · · 2 people
  • Elysia Lim Fei Ying eh. no wait. mm kay i take that back. xD
    1) real dolphins cant swim in such shallow water
    2) they would never allow guys like you kiss them >:) hehehe

    okay imma satisfied now :P
    24 minutes ago · · 3 people
  • Douglas Bollinger Oh Elysia, you are precious.