"Our picture is more talented than we are in some areas."
"Let's go to that place that I don't know the name of or where it is."
"It'll be a 20 minute walk."
"I bet you 10 million dollars that Panarat falls asleep."
"I have ABD."
"Your coat chooses you"
"So we were sitting in Central Park next to the republicans yelling out how I'm going to read the Communist Manifesto to our kids while Soph is breastfeeding"'
"How do you prounouce sirloin... Sir Lion?"
"I'm two talented. Two."
"Two talented, two talented, two moron."
"My life is worth 30 seconds."
"Just because he's Spanish doesn't mean you can step on him."
"You don't know what salad means to me."
"Watch out for those Asians and their frying pans."
"That car is a car. And that car is a car. And that is a James."
Brought to you mostly by the respective idiocies of Panarat Bananawthana, Gazpants Shukstar, Mmmmmm-eow, Dani, James, Soph, Kareem. Special shoutouts to people offering us weed on Times Square, Frenchmen you meet on buses, ballerinas and babyrinas, Turkish restaurants, Magnolia and awesome views from le top of ze world.